do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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