so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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