i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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