Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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