Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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