Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The air was thick with penises
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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