please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Semen is not good for contacts.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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