literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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