I can't watch pbs sober anymore
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
