Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(737): View more from Texas

at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so

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(323): View more from California

How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?

(213): View more from California

It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.

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(817): View more from Texas

I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.

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(573): View more from Missouri

This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car

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(765): View more from Indiana

Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!

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(707): View more from California

I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.

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(585): View more from New York

Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.

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