You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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