its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No subtext here. People are naked.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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