fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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