Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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