The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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