just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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