dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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