it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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