How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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