is your mom at the bar?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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