I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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