I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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