Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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