The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i think my cat just said my name.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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