yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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