She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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