the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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