i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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