Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
now i know why i became what i already was.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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