mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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