You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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