so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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