Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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