Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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