I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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