who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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