they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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