Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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