So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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