guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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