Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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