I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
PANTIES FOUND
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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