You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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