well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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