do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i came on her dog
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Why are your pants in the freezer?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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