I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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