I puked a lego.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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