he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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