Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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