Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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