I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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