he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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