You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
