We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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